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Law of equality ??

The time taken by a wife when she says I'll get ready in 5 min is exactly equal to the time taken by husband when he says 'I'll call u in 5 min!????
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I argued??... She argued??...
I shouted??... She shouted?? and then she cried??

Result: she won by duckworth lewis method??
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Chess is the only game in the world,
which reflects the status of the husband.
the poor king can take only one step at a time ...
While the mighty queen can do whatever she likes.
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All Men are Brave,
Horror Movies don't Scare them....
But 5 Missed Calls from Wife ..surely does...??????


One Smart Guy Invented
"WhatsApp"

His Wife Added a feature in it called

'Last Seen At'????

Thank god she didnt add
  'last seen with'
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Punch Of D Day ....
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What's Marriage?

Answer- MARRIAGE Is The 7th Sense Of Humans

That Destroys All The Six Senses

And Makes The Person NON Sense..!


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Definition Of Happy Couple -

HE Does What SHE Wants?

SHE Does What SHE Wants.


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Wife: Dear, this computer is not working as per my command.

Husband: Exactly darling!  its a computer, not a Husband..!!


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'Laughing At Your Own Mistakes, Can Lengthen Your Life."

-Shakespear

"Laughing At ur Wife's Mistakes,Can Shorten ur Life."

-Shakespear's Wife


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Dont laugh  alone ... pass it on....


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Resnicks WordNet Similarity Measure



Resnik Measure

Information content based relatedness measure. Higher information content specific to particular topics, lower ones specific to more general topics



Semantic similarity measures is used for performing tasks such as term like disambiguation, text segmentation, and for checking ontologies for consistency or coherency.

Motivating Resnick’s measure: through hypernymy (is-a) hierarchy


Sense 1
lock -- (a fastener fitted to a door or drawer to keep it firmly closed)
       => fastener, fastening, holdfast, fixing -- (restraint that attaches to something or holds something in place)
           => restraint, constraint -- (a device that retards something's motion; "the car did not have proper restraints fitted")
               => device -- (an instrumentality invented for a particular purpose; "the device is small enough to wear on your wrist"; "a device intended to conserve water")
                   => instrumentality, instrumentation -- (an artifact (or system of artifacts) that is instrumental in accomplishing some end)
                       => artifact, artefact -- (a man-made object taken as a whole)
                           => whole, unit -- (an assemblage of parts that is regarded as a single entity; "how big is that part compared to the whole?"; "the team is a unit")
                               => object, physical object -- (a tangible and visible entity; an entity that can cast a shadow; "it was full of rackets, balls and other objects")
                                   => physical entity -- (an entity that has physical existence)
                                       => entity -- (that which is perceived or known or inferred to have its own distinct existence (living or nonliving))


Resnik similarity :- information-content word-similarity

  • relies on structure of thesaurus
  • Refines path-based approach using normalizations based  on hierarchy depth
  • Represents distance associated with each edge
  • Adds probabilistic information derived from a corpus



Resnik similarity measure:



simResnik(c1, c2) = − log P(LCS(c1, c2))


• estimates common amount of information between  words by information content of lowest common  subsumer


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I'm one bottle down
I'm one bottle down
I'm one bottle down
Peelo mere saath mein

I'm one bottle down
Peelo mere saath mein
Din mein sota hoon
Party karun raat mein 

I'm feeling so good
My world is so round
I'm feeling so good
My world is so round

I wanna dance cause I'm one bottle down
I wanna dance cause I'm one bottle down
I wanna dance.. hoon main poori botal down
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From Monday to Sunday
Main toh daily peeta hoon
Sabko pata hai daaru pe hi toh jeeta hoon
Shots main maarun kabhi naap ke nahin
Itti si pee hai, koi paap toh nahin
Peg banaaun kabhi naap ke nahi
Apni peeyun kisi ke baap ki nahi

I'm one bottle down
Peelo mere saath mein
Din mein sota hoon
Party karun raat mein 

I'm feeling so good
My world is so round
I'm feeling so good
My world is so round

I wanna dance cause I'm one bottle down
I wanna dance cause I'm one bottle down
I wanna dance.. hoon main poori botal down
I wanna dance.. hoon main poori botal down
I wanna dance.. hoon main poori botal down
I wanna dance.. hoon main poori botal down

Haan nashe mein hoon choor
Rutbe ka poora ghuroor
Abhi kahaan pee hai
Abhi toh peeunga main huzoor
Fukre peete hain naap naap ke
Khul ke peete hain ek baap ke
Pet bhar ke peeta main phir
Floor pe naachun taap taap ke
Zindagi ke saare din jee rakh hain
Ek jaam, do jaam, teen jaam, chaar
Bas itne hi peg maine pee rakhe hain
Main toh kabhi ni rukta
Kisi ke aage na jhukta
Mera gaaya huaa gaana, laakhon mein bikta
Cause I'm Honey Singh!
Laakhon mein bikta
Cause I'm Honey Singh!
Cause I'm Honey Singh!


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Setting Song DJ Anik ft. Khaji Boyz (Plateaunica 2k15 Anthem)



Plateaunica is a cultural event organized each year by Post Graduate Students Union (PGSU) to promote the talent of the university students. For DJ Night, Setting Song was Played with huge amount of Noise and Enjoyment By DJ Anik ft. Khaji Boyz.

Setting Setting Setting Setting.......Setting  Plateaunica 2015 Anthem.... Play It... Like N Share..... Cheers 


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